Syonara, Soymilk.

When I omitted corn syrup-containing Coffeemate Crème Brulée back in September – ah, so divine, yet so instantly, gastrically distressing! – I saw a great and immediate improvement to my morning continence. Today, I skipped the soymilk. Gut reaction: “this isn’t very good.” I refer to the taste of black coffee with Splenda®, not its effect on me. That's an improvement.

If you can drink soymilk, drink Silk®. not only is it the best I've tried, but White Wave Foods supports NPR; that, to me, makes them worth supporting.