Half-Lostly

When I told people about my impending examination, the response from knowledgeable friends and family was invariably "no big deal - the prep is the worst part." I'm sure that was all my subconscious absorbed since I have apparently misplaced the prescription for it. I will be sure to call my doctor and straighten this all out tomorrow. T-4 days.

The instructions on their Web site may be amusing to someone not facing the prospect. OK, they're still kinda funny.